grandkanye: if we’re close friends, don’t get scared if i randomly stroke your face
i can’t walk today how the fuck do girls bike everyday
delberticus: If you make fun of people trying to better themselves at the gym you’re a piece of shit.
sharonosbourne: I spy with my little eye a deep emotional issue that will probably develop into a drinking problem in my near future
i went biking on a really old and bumpy overgrown path today i think my vagina is broken
Anonymous asked: You know you don't have to shave your legs to wear a skirt.
i would very much like to wear a skirt today but that means i should probably shave my legs ugh the daily struggle
bedquest: I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you
You don’t need a detox plan, you need to stop eating shit.– Nate Miyaki (via killfatme)
Can somebody just start like a nike black market...
dumblydoor: i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable 90% of the time they aren’t
Anonymous asked: Are you happy?
Anonymous asked: I would rather braid your hair or give you a back massage than punch you in the face.
someone punch me in the face please
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life