May 2013
grandkanye:
if we’re close friends, don’t get scared if i randomly stroke your face
i can’t walk today
how the fuck do girls bike everyday
delberticus:
If you make fun of people trying to better themselves at the gym you’re a piece of shit.
sharonosbourne:
I spy with my little eye a deep emotional issue that will probably develop into a drinking problem in my near future
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i went biking on a really old and bumpy overgrown path today i think my vagina is broken
Anonymous asked: You know you don't have to shave your legs to wear a skirt.
i would very much like to wear a skirt today
but that means i should probably shave my legs ugh
the daily struggle
bedquest:
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
“You don’t need a detox plan, you need to stop eating shit.”
– Nate Miyaki (via killfatme)
Can somebody just start like a nike black market...
dumblydoor:
i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable
90% of the time they aren’t
Anonymous asked: Are you happy?
Anonymous asked: I would rather braid your hair or give you a back massage than punch you in the face.
someone punch me in the face please
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
